fightongaga:

Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.

I repeat,
NO SALT

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse)

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

fatindianboy:

2nd best micheal cera role ever. 

fatindianboy:

2nd best micheal cera role ever. 

"I wanna cuddle with you right now in a cold room, big ass comforter, and a pitch black room."
— Me
Bakerbaker7
bakerbaker7 (via bakerbaker7)
sashkash:

 The British Government will not be taking any calls this evening. He is writing a 75k fanfiction about umbrellas. 
{Pixar’s Blue Umbrella: link}
sashkash:

 The British Government will not be taking any calls this evening. He is writing a 75k fanfiction about umbrellas. 
{Pixar’s Blue Umbrella: link}

sashkash:

 The British Government will not be taking any calls this evening. He is writing a 75k fanfiction about umbrellas. 

{Pixar’s Blue Umbrella: link}

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

bombvr:

that is amazing

(Source: homxcxde)

feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.